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Orders are processed within 1 to 2 business days of receiving your order. All orders are shipped via Canada Post and customers are responsible for shipping charges unless the minimum spend is met to qualify for free shipping.
The geisha’s secret? Easy: When the samurai rides off, she takes a hot ride on her love balls. And what makes you crave your Geisha Balls even more: You combine pleasure with benefit – mechanical and electrical work-out for your pelvic floor. Form and strengthen those muscles in a much easier way. You’ll simply love to have fun till sunrise – and a dawning red on your cheeks.
Effect of training
Use the Mystim Geisha Balls and your desire for exercise is included. Okay – conventional training helps getting your area below the waistline in shape as well. That is good for fighting incontinence, back pain, reduced performance of inner organs and reduced ability to orgasm. But it’s simply not enough. The ever so popular EMS-training is not a feasible alternative, as well. Of course, it interacts with single muscles by applying electrical power via electrodes … but try using that on your pleasure centre - ouch. We don’t want “ouch”: Geisha Balls combine the advantages of both ways while skipping the disadvantages and – what’s more: they do it in a very charming way.
E-Stim:
Don’t panic: Once the two internal rotating balls of the Geisha Balls Double get going, you’ll get going. Via the black-marked baffles the gentle, stimulating effect of the impulses unfolds in the way you want it to. You are the master of the situation, adjusting intensity and pace at will. Scream out your joy … or keep the secret of the sweet sinning stimulator of tired muscles to yourself … like a real geisha would.
CLEANING & CARE:
Love at first touch: the two balls are 100% encased with medical-grade silicon, have a very pleasant feel, are waterproof, easy to clean and silent while in use … if not a little moan escapes your own lips here and there. It’s an extraordinary experience to spoil yourself like a geisha every day.
KEYFACTS:
TECHNICAL DETAILS:
All orders are processed in CAD. While the content of your cart may be in USD, you will checkout using CAD at the most current exchange rate.
Orders are processed within 1 to 2 business days of receiving your order. All orders are shipped via Canada Post and customers are responsible for shipping charges unless the minimum spend is met to qualify for free shipping.
RETURNS
Returns will not be accepted without prior authorization and a Smut Shop issued RA#. Please contact us at hello@thesmutshop.com for authorization and instructions on how to proceed. Defective goods will be replaced or given account credit.
The Smut Shop is unable to accept returns for the following reasons but not limited to;
All defective goods will require photo evidence to receive a RA#.
DAMAGES & MIS-SHIPS
Customers are responsible to verify and confirm the contents of each shipment upon receipt. Claims are required to be made within 7 days of receipt of goods. If there is a discrepancy or if any items were damaged during transit, you must retain the box that the item(s) arrived in so that we may file a report with the carrier. Please do not add or deduct any amounts from invoices for any reason until a Smut Shop credit or debit memo has been issued. This includes but is not limited to mis-ships, damages, and/or defective items. Please contact us to report any issues with an order or for questions regarding an invoice.
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